What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

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Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?

Apollogize!

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers