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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.