How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.