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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.