How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!