How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What is the biggest plot twist in Spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!