How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!