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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.