Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.