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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!