Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.