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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'