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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.