Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade