How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.