How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.