How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.