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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.