How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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Dubai fours

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To get to the other side.

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Quidditching

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.