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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!