What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.