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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener