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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener