What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Flys Jokes More Flys Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.