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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickcles.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

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What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.