Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

Lmayo ahh

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.