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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...