Whos the funniest disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)