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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.