What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out