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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation