Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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