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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Photosynthesis Jokes More Photosynthesis Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!