Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.