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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Photosynthesis Jokes More Photosynthesis Jokes

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.