Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.