Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Photosynthesis Jokes More Photosynthesis Jokes

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation