What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...