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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.