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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.