What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."