What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!