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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.