Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

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What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!