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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.