Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.