Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

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What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.