Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.