Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.