Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.