Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.