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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.