Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.