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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.