Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole