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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.