Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!