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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.