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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.