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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)