What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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