What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."