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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."