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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.