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Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood