What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.