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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

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What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.