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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.