How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.