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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.