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What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.