How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.