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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.