He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
Well, I guess we better Barium.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Salt
Because he was always pinching things.
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
