Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.