Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.