Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.