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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom