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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.