What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.