What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...