How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

What is springy and springy?

The Easter Bunny