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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!