He does lots of bare-obics.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
I've been through a lot.
A dictator.
They do Yoda.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Rabbit De Niro!