How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!