How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

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I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!