How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.