35+ Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What is springy and springy?

The Easter Bunny

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

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