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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!