Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!