Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.