Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.