Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!