Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!