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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.