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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!