Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.