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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...