Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)