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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.