Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.