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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball