Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!