Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.