Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...