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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text