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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to