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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!