Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!