Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What do older women wear?

Depends

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients