Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.