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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What do older women wear?

Depends

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.