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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.