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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients