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What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.