Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

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What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.