Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.