Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.