Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.