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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.