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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why was the lobster upset?

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not