Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.