Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Because Mace Windu nuffin
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
An irrelephant.
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
All Fridays Matter
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
It doesn't.
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Does it matter?
Doesn't matter, still born.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Because it makes up everything.
Because inertia is a property of matter.
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
Well, it doesn't really matter...
It doesn't matter.
Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.
What's the matter You look flushed!
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
Oh it doesn't really matter.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
It didn't matter, they were all ears
They both choke when it really matters.
Because black boards matter.
It was just a matter of time.
Doesn't matter much, does it
That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."
You matter.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Nothing. He's a positron.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
It doesn't matter
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
A belchin waffle.
Sandiego
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Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Because they're no laughing matter.
Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
Flop-Flops
Because of the sand which is there.
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
Only 25...because there's Noel.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
Because 9/11.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
A spider
