Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Because Mace Windu nuffin
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
An irrelephant.
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
All Fridays Matter
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
It doesn't.
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Does it matter?
Doesn't matter, still born.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Because it makes up everything.
You can't make matter.
Because inertia is a property of matter.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Doesn't matter... must not look down..
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
Well, it doesn't really matter...
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.
What's the matter You look flushed!
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
They all have the same PR guy.
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Oh it doesn't really matter.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
It didn't matter, they were all ears
They both choke when it really matters.
Because black boards matter.
It was just a matter of time.
Doesn't matter much, does it
That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."
You matter.
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Black lights matter.
Nothing. He's a positron.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
It doesn't matter
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Through the windu!
Stone.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Endocrine is not a hormone.
Hormones
A spider
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
They were both caused by a message from god.
