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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.