What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.