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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.