What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.