Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh