Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN

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How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!