Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.