How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.