Germany.
We stopped Germany.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Danke
Three Reichs and you're out
GERMANY!!!!
Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?
There were too many fowls.
What is the national vegetable of Germany?
InterNEIN
They have nein lives!
NEIN-CRAFT!
They had baron.
GerMany
GERMany.
Because they have nein lives.
A brazillian
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Germany
Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here
A knotzi.
ThomasDieKleineLokomotive
Germany. German children are kinder.
A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
They fear the wurst!
Kraut Control
Tourist
Diepole
Because they'd Russia lot
The gas bill was too high.
For Schnitzel.
It was x-axis
A. German Shepherds.
Good 'n' Tight
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Nein!
Krautfunding.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Mein Kampf
Because their weapons were made in China
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Two, and often from the same person.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
X always equals 10
Start shouting Jehovah.
A buccaneer.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
Because he always went Against All Odds.
