What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.