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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!