Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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He got arrested just like you would've.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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The knocking always speeds up.

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Full speed ahead!

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!