Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!