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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.