Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!