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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!