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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!