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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.