88 jokes per hour.
A frog in the blender
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Usain Balti
A frog in a blender.
Ask about his routine.
About 5 miles per hour.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
About an hour
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It was unmiscible.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Oh give it arrest.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
A fuel injected pickle.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
About two hours.
You keep it waiting for three hours!
A double crosser.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Tire-less
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Sing* Hello from the other side!
In Iraq.
He answered: "Iran"
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
His hand caught on fire.
I have left my Mark on Mars
Ennwii
The Wii hours of the morning.
All he could handle was the microwave
A witch in a garbage can.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
A clockshund!
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!