88 jokes per hour.
A frog in the blender
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Usain Balti
A frog in a blender.
Ask about his routine.
About 5 miles per hour.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
About an hour
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It was unmiscible.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Oh give it arrest.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
A fuel injected pickle.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
About two hours.
You keep it waiting for three hours!
A double crosser.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Tire-less
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
He types, "HALOL"
That would be a dead giveaway.
OP de-livered.
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"
A cup of Joe.
Because he is PM not AM
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
