88 jokes per hour.
A frog in the blender
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Usain Balti
A frog in a blender.
Ask about his routine.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
About 5 miles per hour.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
About an hour
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NASCAR
It was unmiscible.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Gun hangs head & turns around
Oh give it arrest.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"
An hour after its landed its still whining.
A fuel injected pickle.
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A one-hour facial.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
About two hours.
You keep it waiting for three hours!
For the full hour.
A double crosser.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Tire-less
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Well I'll be damned!
This status.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
So the cops can find the handles.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
It was happy hour.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
Cracktose Intolerant
Kermit the frogs finger.
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
