88 jokes per hour.
A frog in the blender
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Usain Balti
A frog in a blender.
Ask about his routine.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
About 5 miles per hour.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
About an hour
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NASCAR
It was unmiscible.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Gun hangs head & turns around
Oh give it arrest.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
A fuel injected pickle.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
An hour later you're hungry for power.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
About two hours.
You keep it waiting for three hours!
A double crosser.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Tire-less
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Who cares.
He was rushin'
A No. 2 pencil.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
He was wanted for several charges of battery
He resisted a rest.
Bristol Palin.
In Iraq.
It was happy hour.
Gold Scars.
About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
It depends on the age.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
