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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What's the fastest curry in the world?

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