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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why me?

For the full hour.

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

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What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..