I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Meow Zedong
They think on a whole different dimension.
Global Worming.
Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
Sonic the Swift Taylor
Nothing. She's fine.
A Man of many Cultures
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
Sonic the eggnog.
Chris Vroom
He plays golf.
Made in China.
Yew
Universal cereal bus
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Bock Goodale
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Nothing, she's fine.
A mammoth
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Sign language.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
1%
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
At las!
A Rain Deer.
Free masonry.
Deutscher Humor!
On the world wide web.
Scone.
Eucaliftus
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
The Thalidomide Arms.
Molar opposites.
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
The reindeer
What's fastest thing in the world?
A 'buff'alo
The Fig Newton.
I do.
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Camping. Its in tents.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
A buzzillion.
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
El Taco Lips.
A hellocopter!
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Bridget the end of the world!
World of Wardraft.
An e-lectron.
Stamp
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
You mean across
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
The Igloominati.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
The Ethiopian chicken.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
The human race.
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
A. Pennsylvania
Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
A clotheshorse!
A stamp.
Astronaut-----
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Because he had no one to look up to.
Basic training.
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo
Quark Kent.
San Diego.
Because they always go up in the world!
The malacheetah.
An elephant!
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
King Pong.
A globe-trotter!
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Comment after reading the article.
A legend
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Looks like we have debris all over the place
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
In case you get a hole in one!
