I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Meow Zedong
Steven Hawking with a brake failure!
They think on a whole different dimension.
Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
The Somali chicken!
Global Worming.
Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me
Equatinos
The current US presidential election
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
Sonic the Swift Taylor
Nothing. She's fine.
A Man of many Cultures
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
Sonic the eggnog.
Chris Vroom
He plays golf.
Made in China.
Yew
Universal cereal bus
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
An ambulance
Be the change you want to see in the world.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Bock Goodale
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Airtel 4G girl.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
The Thalidomide Arms.
The new softcap limits
What Men Know About Women
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Nothing, she's fine.
A mammoth
Aushwitz, 6 million stars.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Sign language.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
1%
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
At las!
A Rain Deer.
Free masonry.
Deutscher Humor!
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
On the world wide web.
Scone.
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Eucaliftus
Cri-me-a river!
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Molar opposites.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Will Smith
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
On the perineum falcon!
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
The reindeer
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
What's fastest thing in the world?
A 'buff'alo
The Fig Newton.
I do.
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
When it slips out.
Camping. Its in tents.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
A buzzillion.
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
El Taco Lips.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Both of them.
A hellocopter!
A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!
A balloon animal!
A baboom.
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
A messed up system of karma
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
A plane bagel.
Two large planes
ROLAIDS
The wheelchair
Everywhere
They know people will blow them.
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
Not /r/movies.
My donation check to the orphanage.
