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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed