How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

What's the fastest drink in the world?

Sonic the eggnog.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.