How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.