All, to save this world from the darkness.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
He was delighted.
She is allergic to nuts.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
He was too far out, man.
There goes my Hero.
There goes my hero
Darkness, my old friend.
Mack-a-Dameon.