How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.