How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed