Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

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What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Who fought in the Civil War?

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Iron Woman Jokes More Iron Woman Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)