Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

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What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Super Hero Jokes More Super Hero Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Anthony Jokes More Anthony Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.