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Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.