Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

Anthony Jokes More Anthony Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!