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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Super Hero League Jokes More Super Hero League Jokes

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

Caitlyn Jenner Jokes More Caitlyn Jenner Jokes

Why do Caitlyn Jenner's kids see right through her?

She's trans parent

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Anthony Jokes More Anthony Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

Short Book Jokes More Short Book Jokes

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.