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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!