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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...