Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.