What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool