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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level