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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level