His desk is level
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
When a woman rejects feminism.
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
I'm gonna level with you.
Because they work on so many levels
They'll always out number you!
He started to hear invoices in his head.
Drool