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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.