What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

Flattered.