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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.