What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.