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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Office Party Jokes More Office Party Jokes

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Actuary Jokes More Actuary Jokes

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.